Oh hello… it is once again time for you to listen to my tales of lies and squalor… so prepare your ears for the hideous screeching and howling that I am preparing to emit.

As you are all aware, I am merely a parasitic entity that lives within the slowly withering husk of a human body… and as you also know I love to go to comic conventions… upon the request of a friend / meal , I was invited to go to heroes con in the fabled lands of Charlotte NC… the trip took many moons, and we faced countless hardships… we lost two of our guides… one to the harsh elements, and the other to my hideous hunger for human flesh…

Finally after much of our morale was lost, we reached the great hall of the convention… it was just like the stories… without any hesitation we entered the selectively permeable membrane of the convention center, and then came the HATE!

The convention itself was quite lovely ( though it was a little smaller than last year ) the guests were good but I was more interested in the unknown artists that were banished to the Inde Island to rot and fester in obscurity… I have always enjoyed the artistic styles that I am confronted with at the hands of the unknown creators. they always seem to be different and intriguing… as I viewed their wonderful work I had but only one choice… gobble them up and steal their power… so I did just that

After the hefty meal we continued our trip around the convention center and we encountered the finest our society had to offer… the laughing crying screaming unwashed masses… there was enough obesity in the Con to throw the world off its axis and send us hurtling, without hope, into the heart of our sun… we viewed all of the sights and then some… I enjoyed every polyp picking minute of it…

After fatigue set in we diffused back across the membranous entrance and into our newly stolen hover cars… all in all I give the Con three thumbs up ( all on the same hand )…
It was fun experience and even now as my calcified body continues to waste away it is a memory I will treasure for the next several moments…

Okay done treasuring

Good bye for now my dreadful children sleep well for I will call upon you soon